swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

gavrochessextips:

jolysextips:

Be a gentleman, but don’t belittle your female partner. Girls are tough, resilient, intelligent, beautiful creatures and are to be respected.

RESPECT ALL OF THE HUMANS

norsecest:

i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me

(Source: seawhim)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.